December 2011
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
africans:
yo mama’s so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever and its very inspirational good for her
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
ticket holder at the movie theatre: enjoy your movie
me: thanks you too
When i say something
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and the person im talking to doesnt hear me
then their like:
“What did you say”
and im like
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